6/14/2013

Cookies and Cream Pudding

The story of how this pudding came to be does not highlight one of my prouder moments.  It happened years ago when the awesome boyfriend and I first started trying to take better care of our health.  If you are a regular reader then you know that my battle with sugar was long and difficult.  They say that it takes two weeks to break a habit but for me and sugar it was more like 12 weeks before the cravings finally stopped.

The first few weeks without sugar were very challenging and there may or may not have been an incident where I threw myself, flailing, onto the bed like a child proclaiming that this was too hard and I was quitting.  The awesome boyfriend in his infinite wisdom dragged me to the grocery store and assured me that we would find something there to cure a sweet tooth.

We came home with a plethora of goodies including sugar free popsicles, low carb ice cream with sugar free chocolate sauce, peanut butter, very dark chocolate, and dry pudding mix.  After some careful calculations we decided that making the pudding with heavy cream instead of skim milk might yield some tasty, lower carb results.  I'm glad we tried it because it is delicious, and super easy to make.


Ingredients
2 C heavy whipping cream

Directions
  1. Add entire contents of dry pudding mix to a large bowl.  
  2. Add 2 Cups heavy cream to dry pudding mix.  
  3. Stir briskly with a whisk or a fork until powder has dissolved and there are no lumps.  
  4. Use a spatula to transfer pudding to whatever containers you plan to store or serve it in.  
  5. Place containers in refrigerator for 5-10 minutes.  
  6. Serve cold.  Enjoy!  
Notes
  • You don't actually have to transfer the pudding to smaller containers.  Sometimes I transfer it to cupcake size cups if I'm bringing it to a party, or I transfer it into single serve containers to keep at home.  If you have good self control you can just keep in the large bowl.  
  • Make sure that whatever you store the pudding in has a lid.  You'll get a weird film on the top of it if you don't cover it in the fridge.  
  • This dish is very calorie dense, so even though the carbs are low you'll want to keep an eye on that and not stuff yourself with it.  The entire recipe has about 630 calories so govern yourselves accordingly.  If you split it into 4 servings each one will have 160 calories and 7 net carbs.  Split it into 6 servings and each will have 105 calories and 4.5 net carbs.  


Halfway through I remembered that there are 2 Cups in a pint.
Go, team elementary school math.  
Tastes just like cookies and cream- I promise!






6/05/2013

Ranch Butter Shrimp

Hidden Valley Ranch seasoning in packets is one of my favorite things to keep on hand.  It is good on almost everything, it comes in convenient single serving packs, and it costs something like 75 cents.  What more do you need?  I use it to make Ranch Pork Chops, Ranch Burgers, Ranch Pot Roast, and now, Ranch Butter Shrimp.


Ingredients
1 bag frozen shrimp
1 packet ranch seasoning
1 stick of butter
2 Tbsp lemon juice

Directions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  
  2. Place frozen shrimp in a colander and rinse with lukewarm water to thaw.  
  3. Remove tails and shells from shrimp if necessary.  
  4. Let shrimp drain in the colander for a couple of minutes.  
  5. Remove shrimp from colander and pay dry with paper towels.  
  6. Spread shrimp evenly over baking sheet.  
  7. Melt butter in microwave and pour over shrimp.
  8. Sprinkle ranch seasoning evenly over shrimp.   
  9. Sprinkle lemon juice over top of shrimp.  
  10. Bake in the oven for 12 minutes.  
  11. Shrimp will be ready to eat when they have turned pink and warmed throughout.  
  12. Serve immediately with a slotted spatula.  Enjoy!
Notes
  • You want to make sure your shrimp are really dry at step 4.  They are going to release water while they cook.  If you put wet shrimp in the pan they are going to turn into a soupy mess.  
  • Don't fret too much over getting the butter, ranch, and lemon juice perfectly spread over the shrimp.  All the flavors will even out during the baking process.  
  • There are lots of spices you can use for this dish besides ranch.  The awesome boyfriend and I have also enjoyed it with Montreal chicken seasoning and curry powder.  
  • If you're interested in the asparagus in these pictures you can find that recipe here.  The two dishes worked very well together.    
Here's the 411 on fresh versus frozen:  Most commercial fishing boats
flash freeze shrimp when they are caught, so a lot of times those fresh
shrimp that you are eating aren't really any fresher than frozen.  If you can
get fresh shrimp from a local vendor then do it, but if you're buying them
from the grocery store the frozen ones are just as good.  





















I hope my mom doesn't see this.  She's always telling me not to put
shrimp shells in the garbage disposal.  


















































































Fresh lemon juice is better, but I didn't feel like juicing a lemon.  I keep
this on hand for times like these.  

















You can see how much liquid was released during cooking.  Also, I could
have done a better job drying the shrimp after defrosting.  If yours look
like this don't worry.  They will still be ranchy delicious.




















If you've really got your act together you will cook the shrimp and
asparagus at the same time.  Dinner will be ready in a snap.  













5/29/2013

Parmesan Roasted Asparagus

Asparagus is one of my go-to vegetables.  I used to not buy it that often because a bunch is around $4.00 and only feeds 2-3 people.  Since we have been shopping at Costco, asparagus is back on the menu!  Now my asparagus comes in a huge bag that the awesome boyfriend and I can munch on for about a week.


Ingredients
30 stalks of asparagus
1 Tbsp olive oil
1 tsp salt
1 tsp black pepper
1 C shredded Parmesan cheese

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  
  2. To prepare asparagus for cooking, break off woody portion at bottom of stems.  (See video below).  
  3. Lay asparagus on baking sheet and drizzle with olive oil.  
  4. Sprinkle salt and pepper over asparagus.  
  5. Using a spatula, or your hands, toss asparagus to evenly coat with oil, salt, and pepper.  
  6. Place baking sheet in oven.  
  7. After ten minutes remove baking sheet from oven, and switch oven over to broiler.  
  8. Sprinkle shredded Parmesan cheese over asparagus.  
  9. Roast under broiler for 5 minutes, or until cheese is bubbling and toasted on edges.  
  10. Remove from oven and serve immediately with a spatula.  Enjoy!  
Notes
  • Here's a video on how to prepare asparagus.  Sometimes I shave the stalks with a veggie peeler and sometimes I do not.   It just depends on how much time I want to spend.  Roasted asparagus should be fine if you don't shave the ends, but it will make the stalks a little bit more tender.  You do need to break or cut the whiteish/purpleish ends off of the stalks because they are inedible.  



  • My broiler has a high and a low setting, and I used the low one for this recipe.  Broilers are really hot and will burn something up in a second, so you need to stand by and keep an eye on the cheese while it's under there.  
This is enough asparagus for 3-4 servings.  

































Yummy.  


5/28/2013

Work breakfast and work lunch.

If you are a regular reader then I'm sure you've heard me talk about eggs and how great I think they are.  If not, then welcome to the party.


My office is awesome and has a full kitchen that people actually use.  Most mornings I scramble and egg with some salt and pepper.  I also have a flax pita with a Tablespoon of cream cheese.  The protein and fiber keeps me full all morning.  

I had a simple lunch of roasted butternut squash, meatballs, and a Fuze iced tea.  It's kind of an indulgence, but I buy the butternut squash that is already cleaned and cut into chunks.  I used to peel and clean my own squash, but with the butternut variety it's just too much work.  For lunch I spread them on a small pan with some olive oil, salt, and pepper, and bake them in the toaster oven on 350 for about 40 minutes.  

These meatballs come frozen in a box.  You should be able to find them at your regular grocery store in the freezer section.  They have about one carb each.  I like to toss them in some steak sauce and heat them in the microwave when I'm at the office.  They aren't my favorite lunch, but they are an excellent choice when I don't have anything defrosted or precooked in the morning.  


This lunch is also packed with protein and fiber, which really helps cut down on snacking during the workday.  If I don't eat the right things for breakfast and lunch, then I find myself looking for snacks around 4:00 in the afternoon.

5/23/2013

Weird dinner tonight.

After work I went to a Tri Delta happy hour with some girls from the DC area.  Side note: if you are a Tri Delta in the DC or Howard County area and you want to join an alumnae group, get in touch with me via email!)  I got there about 20 minutes early so I parked in a garage and walked across the street to Reddz Trading, what I thought was a regular dress shop.  It ended up being this really cool designer resale shop with lots of shoes and purses.  I managed to try on a very cool gold sequined skirt from Apostrophe and buy it for $12(!) before I had to run.  Reddz is in Bethesda pretty close to the metro, so I'll be going back when I have more time.

I met the girls at Black's Bar and Kitchen around 5:00.  I was very impressed with the happy hour menu.  They had $5.00 glasses of wine, and a couple of beers from local breweries on special.  There was a short martini list and I looked it over, but all of the options appeared to be sugar bombs like Lemon Drops and Cosmos so I steered away.  

The happy hour food menu was short: mussels, oysters, shrimp, and calamari.  We got an order of mussels and I also ordered half a dozen oysters.  Both were delicious.  The mussels came in a very garlic-y crushed tomato sauce.  The oysters were from the Chesapeake Bay and I doused them with lots of vinegar.  My whole mouth just started watering as I'm typing this.  Unfortunately I suck at life and I got very distracted by sequins and wine and I forgot to take pictures.  You all will have to use your imaginations and envision a plate of crushed ice topped with six oysters and little cups of vinegar, horseradish, and cocktail sauce.

After happy hour I headed home.  I was a little bit hungry, but not enough for a full dinner.  I poked around in the fridge and found half of a chicken breast and some pepperonis.  Logic today tells me that I should have made a buffalo chicken pizza, but I was too tired.  I warmed up the chicken breast in the microwave and had a regular Tortilla Pizza alongside it.   It was the perfect ending to an already lovely evening.  


5/22/2013

Pork chops and artichokes.

Guess what, y'all- artichokes are in season!  I know this because they are now available in a four pack at Costco.  This makes me a happy girl because single artichokes at the regular grocery store cost something ridiculous, like 2 for $5.

Yesterday I pulled some pork chops out of the freezer before I headed out the door for work.  When I got home they were ready to be pan fried and smothered with onions.  It takes an hour to cook an artichoke in the oven, so I prepped a Garlic Roasted Artichoke and popped it in the oven before doing anything else.  After the artichoke had roasted for 40 minutes, I put some olive oil in a pan and prepared two Ranch Pork Chops.  When they were cooked all the way through I set them on a towel to drain, and sauteed some onions in the leftover olive oil.


The awesome boyfriend does not really care for artichokes (more for me!) so he microwaved a bag of creamy frozen spinach to go alongside his pork chop.  This made for a super easy and very tasty dinner.  

5/17/2013

I love popsicles.

When I was a kid my mom never kept things in the house that were loaded with sugar.  I'm not sure what her exact criteria was for determining whether or not this is a suitable food to feed to my children, but I do know that we rarely had things like soda, ice cream, candy, or cookies.  We did, however, always had these damn sugar free Fudgesicles and popsicles, and I really grew to hate them over the years.  As a ten year old I did not care much about calories and refined sugar.  I just wanted to eat Nutty Buddy ice cream cones and Firecrackers like my friends.


Last week, the awesome boyfriend brought home this box of Sugar Free Tropical Popsicles.  I took one look at them and turned up my nose.  The joke's on me because when I finally broke down and had one (we were out of dark chocolate), it was delicious!

I think that as an adult, my palate has evolved to become more sensitive to sweeteners.  I often find myself thinking that things are too sweet, especially foods that have refined sugar like candy or soda.  These popsicles are the perfect amount of sweet, and they come in yummy flavors like strawberry and pineapple.  We went back and bought another box of the original flavors and they were tasty as well.  Maybe we'll even add the fudgesicles back soon.